Where are all the knives?

14yo: Where are all the knives?
Me: I need to wash them.
14yo: Why?
Me: Long story.
14yo: (Gives me the one-eyebrow raise.)
Me: I spilled my soup into the drawer.
14yo: That’s not a long story. That’s a short story about you being a dork.
Me: —- . . . 🤷🏻‍♀️ The kid has a point.